you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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