glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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