Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think my moral compass just broke
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