Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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