11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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