There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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