so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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