Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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