So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
