Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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