David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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