How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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