Duck Duck Cougar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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