sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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