Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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