Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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