Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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