All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
All I want is dick and wine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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