She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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