You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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