Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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