I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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