I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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