Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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