yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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