ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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