did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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