i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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