It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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