I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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