Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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