Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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