hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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