Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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