How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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