I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I smell stomach acid.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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