Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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