I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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