dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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