? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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