she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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