Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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