I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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