i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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