p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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