In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
