I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
