gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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