Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
two words: eviction party
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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