Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
