I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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