This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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