why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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