hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Success! We fucked roommates!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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