we're chasing vodka with high fives
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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